Wes Is Just Not Attractive...

It's here, everyone!!! Call the Royal Lock Smith!!!

I'd like to be one of the first to bring this AMAZING AMAZING product to all your eyes. Ladies and Gents, let me inrtoduce Jana Skinny Water.

That's right. The first bottled water that is a substitue as a meal. It's the "Perfect Complement To Any Diet Plan".

Well, this sounds spectacular. And frankly, I can't wait to toss my Arby's Big and Beefy in the garbage and crack open a smooth, refreshing Jana.

Wait.

Wait.

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Consider me stuffed.

-JG