I'm a Pac-MAN!!!
When the news broke that Pacman was arrested for assault and felony vandalism my first instinct was to find out what happened to the ghosts.
(Did you know the ghosts have names, Blinky, Pinky, Inkey, and Clyde?)
Anyway, Pac-Man Jones apparently was being chased through a club and finally took some pills and ate everything is sight. Even the berries and cherries!
Miss Pacman has not returned any phone calls.