Unlock the gates... Re-fuel the Zamboni... Perm the Mullets... Because the NHL is baaaaaaaaaack!!!!
Can't wait for the press conference and Gary Bettman:
"Everyone, today is a great day! Welcome back to all, let's lace up those skates and get back to work! (tapping microphone) Is this thing on? Anyone there? (crickets chirping in background)"
I, for one, am so excited for the upcoming NHL season, that I just took my Pat Lafontaine Islander jersey out of deep storage.