Jesus Christ Attends FSU
Wyatt Sexton, the current heir apparent to Chris Rix (and his multiple WWJD bracelets) at FSU was recently in quite a bit of trouble when approached by police. Turns out that telling people your name is "God" or the "Son of God" can bring some unwanted attention.
Apparently Sexton had attended a rock concert headlined by the Dave Matthews Band and had injested too many hemp cocktails, and ended up face down in the middle of the street. Ah the pagentry of sports. If only Keith Jackson was there for the incident....
"Ohhh my and here comes Wyatt "Son of God" Sexton and the Seminoles of Florida State"