49ers Remove Cleat From Mouth

Quick name 3 current 49ers?............Can't do it? Well neither can I, or anyone east of the Mississippi River. Well to try solve that problem, the PR department of the SF 49ers put out this informational video to let players know the importance of letting PR flacks deny your coke habit when you test positive. The video contains choice quotes, including this one from an asian trainer playing, well an asian storeowner.

"My name is Suck Hung,'' the Chinese man says as he's leaving. "My brother's name is Suck Young -- my whole family suck."

Comedy hasn't been this edgy since Dice played at the Garden. The SF Chronicle has all the assorted details.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/06/01/MNGHQD1IOT1.DTL

- BL