Tom Brady's True Thoughts; Revealed
"Ok keys, check. Wallet, check. Cellphone, check. Pocketsquare, check. Are we ready for this thing people? Think these guys can smell the hookers from here? It aint easy being me, we ready yet?
A friggin coin flip, what a joke. I got more star power in my thumb. Ok look for the cameras, look for them, now smile. Does Matt Hasslebeck know how bad he looks? Guy needs a friend of dorothy stylist. Ok baby, who's the man?'
Sometimes I wish I could fade away like Drew did, is that Jessica Alba? Ok this side is heads, this side is tails, good to go. These guys look more like the cast of Oz more than GQ, someone's gettin more endorsement money, HOLLA! It's all about those 5 layers of Visa protection. Is there a cheerleader I couldn't bang if I wanted to?
Ok here comes my big moment, flip it like I did Bridget. Flashes, smile, smile, and wave. Wonder if I have enough time to go bang some models on a pile of flaming cash? Who loves you people, and who do you love?"