Forget the curve ball. Give 'em the heater!

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

I'm Not Gonna Lie, I'm Scared To Even Post This Pic

"Honey, I just had my eyebrows done."

"(mocking sarcasm) Great."

"Wanna see?"

"Sure (turns head). Wha, wha, wha, wha, what?! (collapses on the floor)"

"Milk was a bad choice."
"Meet Jose Luis Gomez. The Iowa man, 20, is locked up in the Polk County Jail on robbery and assault charges. Nothing special there. What sets Gomez apart from other accused felons in the Des Moines clink (and nationwide, for that matter) are the distinctive tattoos above his smoky brown eyes. Gomez, you see, likes to make a statement without saying a word."


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