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Red Sox get their man! Alex Gonzalez, come on down. Shortstop and Fenway beckon.

From ESPN Research:

2005 Lowest BA After All-Star break among NL SS (min. 100 AB)

Cesar Izturis, LA .216
Clint Barmes, COL .216
Omar Quintanilla, COL .219
Alex Gonzalez, FLA .229*
*.282 BA before All-Star break in 2005

Thanks for the stats, Buster Olney...

What? It's always in season to crack on the Saux.

(insert 2003 World Series game winning homer against the Yanks line, here. THAT SERIES NEVER HAPPENED!!!!)