Recipe for Career Suicide
The following makes for a lavish portion of Career Suicide; This recipe has Italian origins, but can be applied to all types.
Combine all ingredients into mixing bowl
2 Bad Knees
1 NL Rookie of the Year Award
1 NL Team
A lock of Sam Champions Hair
1 Half of a Louisville Slugger
1 Giant Ego
1 Noodle Arm
A Wispy Mustache (Think John Waters)
Now after mixing up all the ingredients, just pour into the worst hitting park in the majors, and let cool.
Serves about 5-10 Homeruns and 30-50 RBIs.