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Monday, January 30, 2006

Recipe for Career Suicide

The following makes for a lavish portion of Career Suicide; This recipe has Italian origins, but can be applied to all types.

Combine all ingredients into mixing bowl

2 Bad Knees
1 NL Rookie of the Year Award
1 NL Team
A lock of Sam Champions Hair
1 Half of a Louisville Slugger
1 Giant Ego
1 Noodle Arm
A Wispy Mustache (Think John Waters)

Now after mixing up all the ingredients, just pour into the worst hitting park in the majors, and let cool.

Serves about 5-10 Homeruns and 30-50 RBIs.

- BL


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