Thursdays are Ladies Days here at TBunts
First, let's just handle the sports side of this picture for a second people. Gabe Kapler, he of the leopard speedo, ruptured his achilles tendon yesterday while rounding second base after a Boston HR. He wasn't running full speed or trying to cut down a double play, just doing his trot.
Now I was eager to point the steroid finger at Nomar after his entire groin muscle dislodged from his body, so let me say this about Gabe; Odds are he like my new favorite celebrity Danny Bonaduce enjoy the feel of hollow metal in their ass; Just a theory people.
Second, How? Where? Why? What? Pourquoi? Que? In what mindset does someone think that pictures like that are a solid career move. Can you imagine the discussion taking place before this picture was taken.
Photog - "Now Gabe we think for this picture that the speedo is the classy artistic way to go."
Gabe - "Oh well to be honest guys I was looking for a more respectable, mainstream picture this time. You know, something to show the in-laws."
Photog - "Ok I fully understand, how about the Leopard one then?"
Gabe - "Wow are we on the same wavelength or what"