Heeeeeeeeeere's Johnny

One Two, Freddie's coming for you

Three Four, better lock that door

Five Six, Bob Sheppard bruised his hips

Seven Eight, Opening Day is GREAT!!!!

I mean, really, what's better than opening day at The Stadium. The air is cleaner. The dirty water dogs are succulent. Ice cream filled John Olerud caps sprinkled throughout the place. Seriously, what's not to love. And the WANG, well, the WANG is superb.

-JG