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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Jon Gruden, Behind the Music

When Jon Gruden first became a head coach in Oakland, overcoming his young age to become the youngest coach in the NFL was one of the big feathers in his cap. But what if I told you that like Danny Almonte and El Duque that Jon Gruden was in fact much older than the age he professes.

In fact we here at Taylor Bunts have undeniable proof that not only was Gruden older than we first thought but also the lead singer of one of the 80s great power ballad bands. Jon Gruden was the lead singer of non other than the 'Stones of the 80s' Mr. Mister.



While other coaches were learning the ropes Jon and his band toured the country with the likes of REO Speedwagon, Air Supply, and of course Styx. Look at Jon there in his crisp white shirt and trademark Chucky face. The proof is right there. Jon was the creative force behind such hits as "Broken Wings" and of course the rousing "Kyrie".



We tried to contact the Bucs press office for a comment on this story, but in typical stonewalling fashion we were told that "The Bucs would refuse to comment on this story". Sounds like we hit a nerve huh people?



We here at TBunts will continue to give to you the fan the real truth behind these NFL lies. For instance wasn't Andy Reid in the group PM Dawn? Mike Sherman, the Dad on Alf or not?

We have taken off your mask Jonny boy, now its time for you to embrace your Mr. Mister past and maybe you can "Take these broken wings and learn to fly again".

Fly, Fly, away.

- BL

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Connecting the Dots podcast for November 6, 2005
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