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Wednesday, August 24, 2005


For serious, people!

Listen, I get it. The Red Sox won the series last year. They came back from 3 games down. They won in the stadium and capped off the biggest choke in the yadda, yadda, yadda. And yes, that gives Sox fans the right to wear any and all sox apparellel. BUT, and here is a big BUT, it shouldn't give Joe Boston the opportunity to come into NY and show off.

I was just on the street and saw some dude wearing a powder blue red sox shirt, with the creases still intact. Now this guy (and his crew of flunkies) were clearly tourisrts, as the map was a good indictator. Who does this guy think he is?

A POWDER BLUE RED SOX SHIRT, people. That's like inviting a guest into your home and having them bring a friend that totally leaves a couple of drops of pee on the seat. AARGH! This is totally the guy that goes around talking, like he knows baseball. He'd probably say, "Oh that Jimmy Damon is a wickedly awesome playa."

Now if this guy where wearing the standard navy blue or maybe even a red Sox shirt, I wouldn't have thought twice about it. But what REAL fan over the age of 15 has a pastel colored team shirt? I'm sorry, sir, but where is your fusia Ortiz jersey.

Point is, I hate the Red Sox.

I almost wanted him to ask me for directions:
Him, "Um, sir, how can oi foind central pahk?"
Me, "Hop on the B or the D or the 4 and go to 161st Street, Jabroni!"



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