Debunking the Sports Hernia
There is no such thing as a Sports Hernia. There we said it. It's done now, quick and painless like a band-aid. We here at Taylor Bunts have searched the medical journals and websites for any mention of a Sports Hernia and it just doesn't exist.
Now one can't trust the Internet for everything, so we did some actual reporting on the Hernia front. According to an accomplished Vascular Surgeon a Sports Hernia is "not listed in any medical journal".
So if a Sports Hernia doesn't exist just what is happening to Dononvan McNabb's crotch? Doesn't this call into question everything McNabb has done in the NFL? I mean last year his hair looked more and more like Sy Sperling, and this year he has a head full of cornrows. Maybe he doesn't even eat Chunky Soup.
I want to be the first to call for a Congressional investigation into not only this phony hernia claim, but also how Jeremiah Trotter could play like one of the Golden Girls for two years on the Redskins, only to transform back into a linebacker on the Eagles.
So rest easy this weekend, TBunts will leave no stone unturned as we continue to debunk this myth known as the Sports Hernia.