Sheen, Charlie Sheen
We've already discussed (at length) the benefits of being Charlie Sheen, but we have yet to delve into what Charlie can do for you.
Now according to Nasty Boy, Rob Dibble, apparently Chaz was very good to baseball teams. Very good as in throwing wild parties with porn stars. It seems it was a regular Jack Horner production as, in Dibble's words, "I saw one of my fat, ugly teammates having sex with this beautiful porn star in a Jacuzzi."
I wonder if Chris Sabo was there. And if so, do you think he'd wear those goggles everywhere?