hOOter, I don't even know her...
Well, it's been one heck of a ride here at the ol'TBunts Factory. And since our readership is up 78%, we've decided to reach out and take on a staff of our own. (Above is a picture of the newest tbunts class.)
Before we hold interviews or, actually, before we even look at resumes, we want to know that all applicants meet our requirments. So, attached, you will find a copy of our Employee Handbook. You must understand that we don't just work hard, but we play hard, too.
And please, please, please...always remember our motto, "I hereby acknowledge...the work environment is one in which joking and innuendo based on female sex appeal is commonplace."