Forget the curve ball. Give 'em the heater!

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Welcome to V.U

Of course we all wish we could go back to college. But who (or I should say, what male) wouldn't, at the very least, send the $40 fee and write the obligatory "why I'm different" essay for this school.

For serious, they are giving away scholarships for virgin girls. What a brilliant idea, you'd have to think they could charge way more for male students to go there. Like a ton more then they do for in state Ugandans, or is it Ugandanese?

Anyway, I heard a rumor that you need to be in the 100th percentile of your tests to get in. And by tests, I mean blood tests.

Do you think they offer co-ed rooms or suites?



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