Beaned out of my Mind

In the ever growing field of sports enhancers there is a new product trying to become a staple in trainers offices. Its Sport Beans, the new Jelly Bean supplement by the people who brought you A&W Root Beer and Buttered Popcorn flavored Jelly Beans, Jelly Belly inc.

If you close your eyes you can almost hear the hip-hop soundtrack for their ad bonanza.

"Great game of pickup basketball guys, wanna grab a drink?"

"Sure we got soda, water, milk, the purple stuff, sunny d, and sports beans."

"YEAH SPORTS BEANS!!!!"

- BL