Febuary 23, 2016
Sasha Cohen, disgraced American Figure Skater is back in the news, and she took some time out of her busy press schedule to sit down with our own Taylor Bunts.
Taylor Bunts: Sasha, first of all thanks for your time, If I can I would like for you to go back with me 10 years to Turin and your long program.
Sasha Cohen: Let's just say if I could do it all over again I would not have thrown my skate into the crowd.
TB: People said you were drunk that night?
SC: People can say what they want, I know who I am (lights cigarette).
TB: You yourself have made some news with your recent turn as an actress.
SC: The movie is called Triple Axxxle Orgy, it's with Vivid pictures and I could not be more happy about how it turned out. I think people are going to see a new side of Sasha.
TB: And you star with your husband in this film correct?
SC: Yes, Ronnie was kind enough to make a cameo during the hot wax scene.
TB: Any worry about how this could effect your twin boys?
SC: Well Ronnie and I have talked it all out with the Ron Artest Jr, and Ron Artest III. They know Momma knows best.
TB: You also recently appeared in a Iraqi TV Reality Show called Battle of the American Devils, how was that?
SC: Until you know the feeling of pushing Bruce Jenner's face into a banana cream pie you haven't lived.
TB: Sasha do you ever regret your Olympic Experience?
SC: You know something, (Hits a Meth Pipe) My life isn't all fun and games, but I wouldn't change it for the world.
TB: The World?
SC: Or like a thousand bucks.
Sasha Cohen can be seen this month on Cinemax Late Night, and will be making an appearance to promote her new career at the Paramus Mall.
UPDATE - The Sasha Fans voice their feelings, and we strike back. We here at Taylor Bunts will not be intimidated by any fan base, unless we're talking about G-Unit. Lloyd Banks is my dog.