Foreign Born Players and Their Wife's Domestic Implants

I think that a Jose Lima post might be the perverbial "shooting fish in a barrel" topic. I mean the man has given the world of sports so much; From Lima Time and his Houston crying, to his blonde locks in LA, and of course his 8.50 ERA in Kansas City. How can you not throw together a Lima post in about 8 seconds.

The answer is right next to Jose in the above picture; Mrs. Jose Lima. Grrrrr, Hello Nurse!!! See kids you don't even need to have a complete grasp of the english language to get a hot wife, just a mid 80s fastball. Oh yeah the Jose news, The Mets signed him to a minor league deal, yadda yadda yadda, but check out the bazooms on the wife huh?

Looks like Don Zimmer and Matt Hasslebeck fighting underneath a tight sheet.

- BL