Jews 1 - NBA 0
First it was the media, then the banks, and then Hollywood, but now the Jews have turned their focus onto the NBA. In an exhibition game against Maccabi Tel Aviv, the Toronto Raptors (Jalen Rose and Chris Bosh anyone?) fell 105-103.
Immediately after the game Bobby Knight, Coach K, and Roy Williams were seen visiting local JCCs to insure there wasn't another Jewish Michael Jordan (Tamir Goodman where have you gone?) hidden amongst the future accountants and pediatrists who frequent the JCC courts.