Don't Bring Women To The Ballpark

Imagine this scenario:

You've played in the Majors for 17 years. In that time you have switched from catcher to second base to center field and then back to second base. You've become the epitome of grit and fortitude throughout all of baseball and just about everyone from everywhere wants to see you add some jewelry to your finger.

You finally get to the big series - The World Series. 4 games seperate you from the icing on the proverbial cake that is your career. You bring your family to Chicago, to sit amongst the enemy fans, but this shouldn't be a problem, we're all civilized, right?

Not so fast Mister! See Houston Astros future Hall of Famer Craig Biggio made a mistake, he brought his wife to the ball park and guess what happens. SHE GETS FREAKIN' SMACKED IN THE FACE BY A MAN.

"Asked if Patty (his wife) had been hurt, Biggio said his New Jersey-raised wife held her own.

"You don't slap a New Jersey girl and get away with it," he said. "

So again, what's the moral of the story, folks? Act Like A Man!

-JG