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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Have White Guy, Will Travel

Ok there has been lots of important sports stories the past few days, but none bigger than the Celtics signing of former Nets fan favorite Brian Scalabrine. As all NBA fans know by now, that the quickest road to the Finals is by overloading your team with slow, plodding white guys.

Raef Lafrenz now has a partner in crime when it comes to watching everybody loves raymond, listening to the new Brooks and Dunn album, and shopping for new hunting bows.

Next up for Celtic GM Danny Ainge is signing Greg Ostertag, Howard Stern, and the body of Andre the Giant.

- BL


Anonymous b-rant said...

I had no freaking idea that they traded him...

2:09 PM


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